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    Customer Serviceee: Stay Away from Me →

    Sea snakes. Maximum size - 9.8 disgusting ft. They have small beady eyes that can see straight through your skin and nostrils that are located (freakishly) on their backs. SSs are air junkies that stumble up to the surface regularly to get high. They’re all jobless and many sea snakes are…

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