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Hippos are terrifying.

HOLY SHIT, KATE. Hippos? More like hippNOs! Hippnothankyous! Imagine if that kinda stuff happened in human life. That’d be WACK!  (Is that how wack is spelled? I’m not hip to the youth slang.)

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A few years ago, I invited my friend Jay over to eat Wegmans Chinese food (never a good idea) and watch Planet Earth at 3 a.m. After the gripping Grasslands episode, we were scanning through channels and found some documentary on National Geographic about hippos.

The narrator was talking about how vicious they are but Jay and I laughed and said that hippos are cute and hilarious. Then, it cut to a shot of a male hippo trying to get all sexy with a female hippo, and she wasn’t havin’ it. At ALL. I mean, her kid hippo was right next to her!

The guy hippo is all, “Come onnn,” and she’s all, “I have a headache!” and then instead of getting pissy and going to a hippo bar to tell his friends that she’s a slut anyway, he’s like, “Fine!” and BITES INTO HER HIPPO SON/DAUGHTER’S* NECK UNTIL IT DIES.

And the lady hippo’s all, “nooooo!” and the guy hippo’s like, “later!” and then he leaves, and the lady hippo is left alone with the floating body of her kid still hanging out.

Hippos are not cute and hilarious.

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