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    I just purchased a “BlackBerry” cellular communication device.

    I never wanted a fancy shmancy phone, but seein as I saw one on ebay for so cheap, I couldn’t pass it up.

    What this means: I’ll no longer have to borrow my friends’ phones to dirty text my man. (But probably still will because it was really funny. And I think Kate did too when she accidentally on purpose read her sent box.)