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    Dear Kate LaBrake, (u no who u R)

    I hope you’re feeling better. If you’re not, I could come over after work with a variety of soups and elixers that’ll knock ur socks off. I could also drop off movies and tuck you in.

    I easily could’ve emailed this to you, but I thought devoting a tumble to you would make you feel more specialer.

    Did it?