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Dear Buffalo,
This one goes out to you. Hope all’s well.
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p.s. Damn right I took that picture!
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this is a test post. it also happens to be nora and i singing kesha. (i’m fine with any excuse to repost it.)
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Avant-garde music is sort of research music. You’re glad someone’s done it but you don’t necessarily want to listen to it.
– Brian Eno -
“Hey Kate, what did you do at work today?”
Just the same old stuff. Photoshopped a horse to have swagger. Gave him some custom gold Air Force Ones.
“Oh”
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If you’re ever looking to read something epically cringe-worthy
Try signing into a reeeaaallly old email address and reading love letters you’ve sent and received.
I started by reading some that I received in 2004, and laughed cruely at my then-boyfriend’s fruity poetic serenades, page long run-on sentences, and Saves the Day quotations—-accentuated with pastel fonts—-all while patting myself on the back for never being uncool like this loser.
But now I’m looking at the ones I sent, and I can say with absolute certainty, I’ve never felt more embarrassed by my own words than I do right now. I can’t even finish reading these! Haha, I don’t know if I can ever forgive my current self, for how dramatic and prosey my 18-year-old self was.
This is even more painful to re-live than when I found a pop music demo I recorded the previous year!
I take back every bad thing I’ve said about the aging process. The older one gets, the farther away one is from his or her teenage self. So bring on the wrinkles and glandular deterioration!
***BONUS*** Here are a couple of the most awesomely cringe-worthy excerpts:
Then-Boyfriend: “I cant ask you to look for that boy you fell in love with one year ago he is locked in a room deep in my heart looking for the door to get out but its too dark he cant see a thing.
“I love you jena. you’re my girl. so let me swallow my pride because its better than swallowing blood. I dont need a god damn beautiful thing in life. But god did you look so good in a skirt I will miss your everything. you wont miss a thing my life will end tragic. im glad you got out.”
Then-Self: “I care about you, but its all wrong now. I’m sorry. You’ll always be that crazy love that I silently reminisce about, and someone will interrupt my daze and say “What are you thinking about?” and I’ll just smile and say “Nothing.” -
”What if you could date Robert Pattinson…but he pooped himself every three weeks on average and refused to wear a diaper despite the embarrassment? Would you still do it?
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Sea snakes. Maximum size - 9.8 disgusting ft. They have small beady eyes that can see straight through your skin and nostrils that are located (freakishly) on their backs. SSs are air junkies that stumble up to the surface regularly to get high. They’re all jobless and many sea snakes are…
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Hippos are terrifying.
HOLY SHIT, KATE. Hippos? More like hippNOs! Hippnothankyous! Imagine if that kinda stuff happened in human life. That’d be WACK! (Is that how wack is spelled? I’m not hip to the youth slang.)
A few years ago, I invited my friend Jay over to eat Wegmans Chinese food (never a good idea) and watch Planet Earth at 3 a.m. After the gripping Grasslands episode, we were scanning through channels and found some documentary on National Geographic about hippos.
The narrator was talking about how vicious they are but Jay and I laughed and said that hippos are cute and hilarious. Then, it cut to a shot of a male hippo trying to get all sexy with a female hippo, and she wasn’t havin’ it. At ALL. I mean, her kid hippo was right next to her!
The guy hippo is all, “Come onnn,” and she’s all, “I have a headache!” and then instead of getting pissy and going to a hippo bar to tell his friends that she’s a slut anyway, he’s like, “Fine!” and BITES INTO HER HIPPO SON/DAUGHTER’S* NECK UNTIL IT DIES.
And the lady hippo’s all, “nooooo!” and the guy hippo’s like, “later!” and then he leaves, and the lady hippo is left alone with the floating body of her kid still hanging out.
Hippos are not cute and hilarious.
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